I love these quotes, they're really funny:

• If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them
  down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.
• To me, it's a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when
  you walk around.  That way, if anybody says, "Hey, can you give me a
  hand?"  You can say, "Sorry, got these sacks."
• One thing kids like is to be tricked.  For instance, I was going
  to take my nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old
  burned-out warehouse. "Oh no," I said, "Disneyland burned down."
  He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a
  pretty good joke.  I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but
  decided to go home instead.
• The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
• If you lived in the Dark Ages and you were a catapult operator, I
  bet the most common question people would ask is, "Can't you make it
  shoot farther?"  "No, I'm sorry.  That's as far as it shoots."
• Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo,
  flying across in front of a beautiful sunset?  And he's carrying a
  beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very beautiful
  painting with his feet.  And also, you're drunk.
• I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our
  children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex.
• If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell
  him is, "God is crying."  And if he asks why God is crying, another cute
  thing to tell him is, "Probably because of something you did."
• If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the
  mirror, because I bet that's what REALLY throws you into a panic.
• Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first
  instinct is to laugh.  But then I think, what if I was an ant and she
  fell on me.  Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.
• To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no
  choreography and the dancers hit each other.
• I hope if dogs ever take over the world and they choose a king, they
  don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with
  some good ideas.
• If life deals you lemons, why not go kill someone with the lemons
  (maybe by shoving them down his throat).
• Instead of having "answers" on a math test, they should just call
  them "impressions," and if you got a different "impression," so what,
  can't we all be brothers?
• Probably the earliest fly swatters were nothing more than some sort
  of striking surface attached to the end of a long stick.
• I wish I would have a real tragic love affair and get so bummed out
  that I'd just quit my job and become a bum for a few years, because
  I was thinking about doing that anyway.
• I think a good gift for the President would be a chocolate revolver.
  And since he's so busy, you'd probably have to run up to him real
  quick and hand it to him.
• Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word
  itself. MANKIND.  Basically, it's made up of two separate words "mank" and
  "ind." What do these words mean?  It's a mystery and so is mankind.
• If you go flying back through time and you see somebody else flying
  forward into the future, it's probably best to avoid eye contact.
• It's easy to sit there and say you'd like to have more money.  And I
  guess that's what I like about it.  It's easy.  Just sitting there,
  rocking back and forth, wanting that money.
• If you ever reach total enlightenment while you're drinking a beer,
  I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose.
• To me, clowns aren't funny.  In fact, they're kinda scary.  I've
  wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I
  went to the circus and a clown killed my dad.
• As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red
  again, I sat there thinking about life.  Was it nothing more than a
  bunch of honking and yelling?  Sometimes it seemed that way.
• I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate.
  And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.
• I hope some animal never bores a hole in my head and lays its eggs in
  my brain, because later you might think you're having a good idea but
  it's just eggs hatching.
• Whenever you read a good book, it's like the author is right there,
  in the room talking to you, which is why I don't like to read good books.
• What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing
  and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you want to get
  drunk? And after you're real drunk, maybe go down to the public park
  and stagger  around and ask people for money, and then lay down and go
  to sleep.
• Instead of a trap door, what about a trap window?  The guy looks out
  it, and if he leans too far, he falls out.  Wait.  I guess that's like
  a regular window.
  

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Just a little picture I like:

check it out here: http://xkcd.com/137/

I'm October

JANUARY - Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth. Stubborn.
FEBRUARY - Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexiest out of everyone. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest And loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Horny. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.
MARCH - Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Great kisser. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Observant and assesses others.
APRIL - Suave and compromising. Funny and humorous. Stubborn. Very talkative. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal. Does work well with others. Very confidant. Sensitive. Positive Attitude. Thinking generous. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Able to cheer everyone up and/or make them laugh. Able to motivate oneself and others. Understanding. Fun to be around. Outgoing. Hyper. Bubbly personality. Secretive. Boy/girl crazy. Loves sports, music, leisure and traveling. Systematic. Hot but has brains.
MAY - Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Shy towards opposite sex. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High-spirited.
JUNE - You've got the best personality and are an absolute pleasure to be around. You love to make new friends and be outgoing. You are a great flirt and more than likely have an a very attractive partner. a wicked hottie. It is also more than likely that you have a massive record collection. You have a great choice in films, and may one day become a famous actor/actress yourself - heck, you've got the looks for it!!!
JULY - Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover.

AUGUST - Outgoing personality. takes risks. feeds on attention. No self-control. Kind hearted. Self-confident. Loud and boisterous. VERY revengeful. Easy to get along with and talk to. Has an "every thing's peachy" attitude. Likes talking and singing. Loves music. Daydreamer. Easily distracted. Hates not being trusted. BIG imagination. Loves to be loved. Hates studying. in need of "that someone". Longs for freedom. Rebellious when withheld or restricted. Lives by "no pain no gain" caring. Always a suspect. Playful. Mysterious. "charming" or "beautiful" to everyone. stubborn. curious. Independent. Strong willed. A fighter.
SEPTEMBER - Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Usually you have many friends. Enjoys to make love. Emotional. Stubborn. Hasty. Good memory. Moving, motivates oneself and others. Loves to travel and explore. Sometimes sexy in a way that only their lover can understand.
OCTOBER - Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions. Unpredictable. Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND sexiest of them all.
NOVEMBER - Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and dangerous. Wild at times. Knows how to have fun. Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards your inner and outer beauty and independent personality. Playful, but secretive. Very emotional and temperamental sometimes. Meets new people easily and very social in a group. Fearless and independent. Can hold their own. Stands out in a crowd. Essentially very smart. Usually, the greatest men are born in this month. If you ever begin a relationship with someone from this month, hold on to them because their one of a kind.
DECEMBER - This straight-up means you are the most good-looking person possible... Better than all of these other months! Loyal and generous. Patriotic. Competitive in everything. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Easy to talk to, though hard to understand. Thinks far with vision, yet complicated to know. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Has that someone always on his/her mind. Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Abiding. Able to show character. One guy/girl kind of person. Lovable. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. Loves music. Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive.

Just took some tests over at BlogThings and decided to post my results although they are not always accurate... I mean am I really the perfect kisser? Oh well maybe I am

First test: "How Indie are you?" Well, I thought I'd score a bit better on this one but I guess since I'm not really an artist and I'm not even a vegan I can't qualify for anything more than 66%. 
 

You Are 66% Indie

You're a very indie person, and admit it, you look down a little on people who strive to be normal. You'll indulge in a little mainstream pop culture every now and then. But for you, anything not indie is a guilty pleasure! How Indie Are You?

Now, for the kissing test: you have to kiss three judges who give you a score for technique, creativity and passion... They were so amazed by my style they had to give me a perfect score  Ok ok you just need to answer questions like how much tongue you like to use (!)

Your Kissing Technique Is: Perfect

Your kissing technique is amazing - and you know it. You have the confidence to make the first move. And you always seem to know what kissing style is going to work best. Sometimes you're passionate, sometimes you're a tease. And you're always amazing! Are You a Good Kisser?

Caffe Vanilla Frappuccino

Smooth and sweet, you fit in to almost any crowd. No one would suspect you of being a coffee tweaker! What Flavor Frappuccino Are You?

The next one is quite accurate. I did take a more elaborate version of this test while studying Psychology at university. There are apparently 6 love styles (well other theories say three but I like the six theory better) and each person's love style takes elements from all or most styles but there is usually one that stands out. Mine is Eros

Your Love Style is Eros

For you, love is all about the passion! And chances are, you're currently in love. You have a strong physical response to love... And you are great at committing (As long as the person makes your toes curl!) What's Your Love Style?

Btw the other styles are Ludus (if you see love as a game), Storge (love that comes from friendship), Pragma ("logical" love), Mania (obsession) and Agape (the kind of love you have for your grandmother ). See? My two years of doing Psychology were not completely useless after all...